15 Totally Relatable Quotes If You're a Coffee Junkie

I firmly believe that there are two types of people: those who survive on coffee and mutants. I am obviously the former. 

I have absolutely no idea how people function without multiple cups of God’s nectar in their system. Don't worry, we are not alone. 

Whether it is espresso, blonde roast, a sugared up frappuccino, cold brew, or just a cup of black coffee, we start our days out right.

  1. “I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.” Lorelei Gilmore.

  2. “Seriously, my blood type is dark roast.” Idk, some adorable girl in the coffee shop yesterday morning. Props to you, yoga-queen. 

  3. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”  Louisa May Alcott

  4. “Do you like coffee?” “Only with my oxygen!” Lorelei Gilmore. We hear you, Lorelei.

  5. “But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” David Letterman.

  6. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” Jerry Seinfeld.

  7. “Coffee is a language in itself.” Jackie Chan. 

  8. “Isn’t hot coffee a wonderful thing? How did people get along before it was invented?” Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn I seriously think world problems could be solved if all the world's leaders sat down for a cup of joe and breakfast foods.

  9. “I like my coffee how I like my friends; strong and slightly bitter.” Unknown.

  10. “No, I don’t really “rise and shine.” Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best.” Nanea Hoffman.

  11. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” Henry Rollins. Always, always, ALWAYS one more cup.

  12. “Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal.” Terri Guillemets

  13. “Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.” Nanea Hoffman.

  14. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” Flash Rosenberg

  15. “I think my patience is at the bottom of this coffee cup. Hang on while I find it.” Unknown

Here's to you, Caffeine Kings and Queens. The do-ers and brewers of the world. Those who can start their day at 5:30 am, 8 am, or 10:45 am as long as they have their cup of joe. 

We see you, we understand you, we raise our mugs to you.