I firmly believe that there are two types of people: those who survive on coffee and mutants. I am obviously the former.
I have absolutely no idea how people function without multiple cups of God’s nectar in their system. Don't worry, we are not alone.
Whether it is espresso, blonde roast, a sugared up frappuccino, cold brew, or just a cup of black coffee, we start our days out right.
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“I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.” Lorelei Gilmore.
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“Seriously, my blood type is dark roast.” Idk, some adorable girl in the coffee shop yesterday morning. Props to you, yoga-queen.
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“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” Louisa May Alcott
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“Do you like coffee?” “Only with my oxygen!” Lorelei Gilmore. We hear you, Lorelei.
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“But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” David Letterman.
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“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” Jerry Seinfeld.
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“Coffee is a language in itself.” Jackie Chan.
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“Isn’t hot coffee a wonderful thing? How did people get along before it was invented?” Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn I seriously think world problems could be solved if all the world's leaders sat down for a cup of joe and breakfast foods.
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“I like my coffee how I like my friends; strong and slightly bitter.” Unknown.
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“No, I don’t really “rise and shine.” Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best.” Nanea Hoffman.
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“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” Henry Rollins. Always, always, ALWAYS one more cup.
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“Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal.” Terri Guillemets
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“Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.” Nanea Hoffman.
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“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” Flash Rosenberg
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“I think my patience is at the bottom of this coffee cup. Hang on while I find it.” Unknown
Here's to you, Caffeine Kings and Queens. The do-ers and brewers of the world. Those who can start their day at 5:30 am, 8 am, or 10:45 am as long as they have their cup of joe.
We see you, we understand you, we raise our mugs to you.